Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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