He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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