Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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