I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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