dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
