i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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