That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just want nice things and good sex
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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