great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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