dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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