Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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