We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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