You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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