It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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