Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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