Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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