Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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