were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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