i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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