he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Randomize
