i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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