thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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