your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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