If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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