Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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