all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
