we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Randomize
