I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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