I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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