you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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