We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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