And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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