i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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