garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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