she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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