I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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