Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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