Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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