okay pat passed out under dana's car
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
50% drunk capacity currently
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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