i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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