She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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