What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
