The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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