Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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