i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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