Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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