Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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