love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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