He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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