well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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