What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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