I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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