: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The uberlube is also flammable
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
